Horh! Horh! Horh! Merry Christmas?!

It's that time of the year again, when everybody celebrates and everybody exchanges presents with everybody and everybody socialises with everybody in everybody's house and everybody is happy. Basically, it's everybody's festival. It's christmas.

HORH! Just because it's christmas doesn't mean everyone's happy. For one, I'm NOT! In fact, I'm seriously CROSSED! (hmm that also links to christmas, Damn!) It's unfair that a festival gets so much attention that there's a sale in almost all shopping centres. I've created an empire which is so big and a government so strong that it's as good as a dictatorship. I DESERVE A BIG FESTIVAL! Besides, CHRIStmas is a celebration of my 5th seat warmer. Now that Dear Little Yant is in office, it's time for an OFFICIAL YANT FESTIVAL!!! Horh horh horh!

I have decided everything already. The festival shall be called Yantmas and will be on the 1st of April, which happens to be my birthday. On that day, both of us Yants will roam the Kingdom and get sucked by every brat around. In recognition of their actions, we shall make loud grunts of "Horh Horh Horh!' just like Santa Claus. We will also get presents in the form of confiscating 5 pounds for everybody brat who is late for its slot for sucking. Of course, we will save the pets for last which might mean Pooh-bear might have to do double (unless Dear Little Yant wants to take Hippoh out of his enclosure) Besides that, all brats with MSN Messenger shall post the picture below as their disply pic. (Of course, the brats could post the picture on all other 364 days of the year too. It might give them a higher chance at becoming a seat warmer)



So you see, now I have a festival dedicated to all Yants! Horh Horh Horh! Now I've got to write to STB to ask for festive celebrations to make it a meaningful Yantmas! All you brats better remember, on the 1st of April, greet everybody with "Horh Horh Horh! Happy Yantmas Day!", pin up the picture and suck every Yant you see; and all you Yants better remember, the fact that all brats have to suck you for one day and pin your picture of dominance up on their display pics is all due to a tradition set by ME the GREAT YANT. But do not gape in awe at what i did. Nothing is too difficult for me. I am after all the GREAT YANT, see?

BAMBOZZLE MINDT

For all of you to go horh over!
This is a tricksy one itselft!
For special effects put your nose to the screen and stare, and feel the power of YANT! horh horh horh!

WHERE IS MY COPLAND (II)

HORH! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. MY COPLANDT ITSELFT IS STILL NOT HERE!

World Map

horh fellow ambassodooooors!
this itselft is the world mapt!
can you spot where The greatest nations itselft are?
One point for every one spotted, correctly or not.
remember, as the GREAT YANT hath said, By process of elimination, you will arrive at DEFAULT [DOT] COM [DOT] SG!

See You Soon,
Bellow Frats!

Tales from the Hippoh Enclosure

One day I walked into the band room and saw the orchestra practicing beethoven seven itselft. As VVagner said, it is the apotheosis of the dance, so I wanted to dance.
But the orchestra wasn't ready yet.
So I said, that I would be
"READY WHEN YOU ARE!"

NOSTALGIA FROM PERTH ITSELFT

HORH!
these boys are too much. go perth also cannot behave on the plane. ive reminded them. after you leave this airport, you are ambassodors for this country and your school. so must behave itself. of cource must save my own degree-enhanced and green scarf-covered face. horh! these genterment make so much noice on the plane. cannot listen to copland properly. later halfway during the trip the person in purple come complain.
joel leng! on your handphone itself on the plane. do you know if u on the phone here the pilot can know which seat its coming from?? later plane crash how?? behave yourself, OKHAA!? then i went back to sit next to jeh-rad and test his mep as he had misbehaved. soon came to perth. genterment! who ask you to get your bum off your seat? sitdown now, let the others exit first! dont disgrace me outside of singapore. now one by one, slowly by slowly exit out! after passing customs we went to the bus outside the airport itself.
cellist! put your cellos and instruments in the trailer.

That was me last time. Now I'm WORSE. I knew i would get mocked at for the way i pronounced "genterment" so clever me came up with BRATS. Besides that, I've learnt that each sentence starts with a capital letter. Ha!

My First Appearance

Hi, this is Dear Little Yant hacking on my Mommy's account. I think she purposely let me hack into it because she has been weaving the password into everything she said this morning.

Apparently, Mom the GREAT YANT has been adopting a rather harsh tone on the other members of our society, also known as brats. Let me assure you that this is to bring out a contrast, so that I have a more soft and appealing image to all of you. In fact, I'm currently so soft, I'm almost gay. (I say almost because there is still one male being in this world that i feel it inappropriate to sleep with. For your info, it's my grandpa.) Believe me, I will try my best to bridge the gap between brats and Yants. For a start, I think i shall wear a red polo T-shirt.

Also, from my bomb-sheltered home far away in native Guanyar, I hear that there has been some confusion over the identities of the personalities mentioned by Mommy so far. I guess everybody knows who I am because obviously, I'm Dear Little Yant. In fact, I'm EVERYBODY'S Dear Little Yant. (How's that for public outreach?) Mommy is known as GREAT YANT. Let me assure you that Mommy is really a Mommy! She is not a homosexual alien that came out of the gas explosion in Sichuan! There is no other person which I would suckle the nipples of! Also, Pooh-bear is Mommy's pet, not a random brat! I know since a random brat posted on our tagboard that people think it's him. Let me assure you that Pooh-bear has 2 Os in it. It is absolutely not a typoh!

I shall end my post here before i sound as naggy as Mommy. Let me reiterate that it is my utmost priority to appeal to all you youthful and energetic brats so that you all will contribute to the Kingdom of Yant and if possible, suck me.

The Basic Traditions

This is for all future Yants to refer to when you all come in to rule over brats; there are many practices that you all should adhere by without any mistake. Anyway; it's elementary enough for all Yants to understand.

1. We should all keep all power to ourselves; the only other people you can share your power with are fellow Yants and your pet.
2. We should all at least spent a night sleeping with our respective pets; I've done my pilgrimage to my abode itselft in sutah-und-heath-row and I've made sure that Dear Little Yant got his chance at the tour; in fact, Pooh-bear was so happy with Dear Little Yant that they slept together for 3 whole nights.
3. In the event that no Little Yant is able to take office without making elections look like pure nepotism, all seat warmers should be squeezed in between the GREAT YANT and the pet; It is also noted that all Little Yants must try their best to influence the seat warmer even though he's not in office.
4. No Yant shall make other Yants suffer. It's basic. Little Yants take note especially; DO NOT do things that will give your Mommy here more problems; Mommy already has to juggle with sucking on the Senior Admin Ruling Society (SARS)'s AHEM and dealing with the BIRD-flu tha comes after. So please! As much as possible, keep the Kingdom as stagnant as possible so that all brats will be happy and the Yants can have peace.
5. We shall maintain ABSOLUTE control over our pets; Pooh-bear has been very adventurous lately after I accidentally added viagra in his mash. But always tame your pet. All you Yants have played Pokemon and Neopetsbefore (I have started Dear Little Yant on that long before he inherited my Kingdom) so you all should know what I mean.
6. We shall always maintain close relations with other Kingdoms; As far as Kingdom inheritance is concerned, it is important to have at least one Little Yant every year; I the GREAT YANT won't be there forever to watch over the Kingdom; So it is important to get to know your counterparts from other Kingdoms fast so that you can produce new Yants in time; Do whatever you need; Always Send them Christmas cards ; It's a small investment to pay. Most importantly; get into them as quickly as you can; not slowly by slowly pass the ball!
7. As Yants, we are ALWAYS ELITE; You all shall NEVER EVER compare yourself to a brat; If you have to; it's always because you want them to respect you and suck you even more; For all other times, they shall not even have a look at your ELITE UNCARING YANT FACE!

So that's the first lesson for all Little Yants; May all Yants be blessed with the superior knowledge and skills to rule over brats forever and ever!

The Very Beginning

Welcome to the realms of ee ee orr orr! This is the place where we talk about the Kingdom created by ME the GREAT YANT for all my other yant descendants. It is my ultimate goal that all Yants get to rule over the Kingdom created by me forever and ever. Of course, I am not as stupid as most dictators. I have already let a new Little Yant come in to rule over all the brats. I have also put a few random brats next to Dear Little Yant to make it look like a COMMITTEE with me as its ADVISOR. Now how cool is that? I bet NO OTHER DICTATOR has come up with such a scheme! Together with my advisor Pooh-bear, who so happens to be my pet and partner (ahem), we shall ensure that the brats are forever obedient and obliging to our every need. If we say they have to hold their bow with their left hand and violin with their right foot, they WILL do it! I have ABSOLUTE POWER over ALL BRATS! The GREAT YANT, Dear Little Yant and Pooh-bear will rule you brats all forever and ever! That's at least until i retire with my pet pooh-bear and Dear Little Yant grows up to take over me as the NEXT BIG YANT! He will be very big, very nice. Then he would have Yants of his own and history would be repeated again!

HORH!

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