The Basic Traditions

This is for all future Yants to refer to when you all come in to rule over brats; there are many practices that you all should adhere by without any mistake. Anyway; it's elementary enough for all Yants to understand.

1. We should all keep all power to ourselves; the only other people you can share your power with are fellow Yants and your pet.
2. We should all at least spent a night sleeping with our respective pets; I've done my pilgrimage to my abode itselft in sutah-und-heath-row and I've made sure that Dear Little Yant got his chance at the tour; in fact, Pooh-bear was so happy with Dear Little Yant that they slept together for 3 whole nights.
3. In the event that no Little Yant is able to take office without making elections look like pure nepotism, all seat warmers should be squeezed in between the GREAT YANT and the pet; It is also noted that all Little Yants must try their best to influence the seat warmer even though he's not in office.
4. No Yant shall make other Yants suffer. It's basic. Little Yants take note especially; DO NOT do things that will give your Mommy here more problems; Mommy already has to juggle with sucking on the Senior Admin Ruling Society (SARS)'s AHEM and dealing with the BIRD-flu tha comes after. So please! As much as possible, keep the Kingdom as stagnant as possible so that all brats will be happy and the Yants can have peace.
5. We shall maintain ABSOLUTE control over our pets; Pooh-bear has been very adventurous lately after I accidentally added viagra in his mash. But always tame your pet. All you Yants have played Pokemon and Neopetsbefore (I have started Dear Little Yant on that long before he inherited my Kingdom) so you all should know what I mean.
6. We shall always maintain close relations with other Kingdoms; As far as Kingdom inheritance is concerned, it is important to have at least one Little Yant every year; I the GREAT YANT won't be there forever to watch over the Kingdom; So it is important to get to know your counterparts from other Kingdoms fast so that you can produce new Yants in time; Do whatever you need; Always Send them Christmas cards ; It's a small investment to pay. Most importantly; get into them as quickly as you can; not slowly by slowly pass the ball!
7. As Yants, we are ALWAYS ELITE; You all shall NEVER EVER compare yourself to a brat; If you have to; it's always because you want them to respect you and suck you even more; For all other times, they shall not even have a look at your ELITE UNCARING YANT FACE!

So that's the first lesson for all Little Yants; May all Yants be blessed with the superior knowledge and skills to rule over brats forever and ever!