My First Appearance

Hi, this is Dear Little Yant hacking on my Mommy's account. I think she purposely let me hack into it because she has been weaving the password into everything she said this morning.

Apparently, Mom the GREAT YANT has been adopting a rather harsh tone on the other members of our society, also known as brats. Let me assure you that this is to bring out a contrast, so that I have a more soft and appealing image to all of you. In fact, I'm currently so soft, I'm almost gay. (I say almost because there is still one male being in this world that i feel it inappropriate to sleep with. For your info, it's my grandpa.) Believe me, I will try my best to bridge the gap between brats and Yants. For a start, I think i shall wear a red polo T-shirt.

Also, from my bomb-sheltered home far away in native Guanyar, I hear that there has been some confusion over the identities of the personalities mentioned by Mommy so far. I guess everybody knows who I am because obviously, I'm Dear Little Yant. In fact, I'm EVERYBODY'S Dear Little Yant. (How's that for public outreach?) Mommy is known as GREAT YANT. Let me assure you that Mommy is really a Mommy! She is not a homosexual alien that came out of the gas explosion in Sichuan! There is no other person which I would suckle the nipples of! Also, Pooh-bear is Mommy's pet, not a random brat! I know since a random brat posted on our tagboard that people think it's him. Let me assure you that Pooh-bear has 2 Os in it. It is absolutely not a typoh!

I shall end my post here before i sound as naggy as Mommy. Let me reiterate that it is my utmost priority to appeal to all you youthful and energetic brats so that you all will contribute to the Kingdom of Yant and if possible, suck me.