Monday, January 22, 2007

Stress and relief

Horh! Life is getting stressful itselft! Only beginning of 4th week of school and the work has been becoming more and more. Now on top of the vast amounts of music to teach (including the new word called "acculturation" picked up from wikipedia), I have to make daily pilgrimages from Kingdom Come to New World just to make sure that the new members to the Inquiry of Music at Higher-level (IMH) do not copy the work of the members who have been in here for one year already. It is a big sacrifice, but I am the GREAT YANT after all.

With more stress comes the greater need to relieve it. Therefore, for all other Yants also in great stress, I shall recommend my new entertainment. It is called the "a-cute-stick". I think most male Yants should have one of their own but for female Yants (I happened to recognise one on Saturday), you might have to buy a personal one for yourself (do consult your pohsenal manager if you have doubts). If I am not wrong, it is under the CG series in Yamaha Music shops. I shall not go into details of using the instrument simply because I'm really aching to play it already. So next time if you Brats try to contact me to no avail, do remember that most likely the GREAT YANT is enjoying her privilledge of playing "a-cute-stick".

Sunday, January 7, 2007

I am so angry itselft

HORH! HIP-POH never take attendance of everyone itselft. I threw a royal fit and made hip-poh wallow in his own mud. I must still emphasize that i can still throw those things because I'm royal and fit. Why oh why is hip-poh not know take attendance; Must remind Dear Little Yant to spank hip-poh many many times until his hip-pohsterior red. Also must make him choose a back-up pet, as they always say, just in double bass case. Never ever did this ever happen even under seat warmers or seat coolers. Note to selft: Bring coolant to splash hip-poh with if he make problem itselft again; I must have attendance every re-ha-sal or else I will be furious itselft and throw royal fit.

On a better note, which is E-sharp, there is a bryant itselft in cellot, so ee ee orr orr got more t soundth, which is forte. Bryant is establishing his/her/its own empire. Must take note (B-flat)

Quiz ITselft 10 Questiont

01. Who is your best friend? Pooh Bear
02. Where is your ideal holiday spot? The Yant Sea
03. Who is your favourite subordinate? Hip-poh
04. What is your favourite Subject? How to bluff your way through music
05. Who is your favourite person, who is younger than you? Dear Little Yant
06. What is your favourite MRT Station? Yew Tee (Yent)
07. What is your favourite activity? Bathing Dear Little Yant
08. Who is your favourite composer? Copland Itselft
09. What is your favourite article of clothing? Green Shawl itselft
10. Who do you want to do this quiz? Dear Little Yant and Hip-poh

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Philosophical Rant

If a guzheng doesnt make a sound in a gamelan, does it still perception?

I horh therefore I is!

Beauty is in the eye of the copland

Let all who enter here be aware of MEP

A is, therefore B
B is, therefore C
A is, therefore D retrograde F1 inverse transposition
Horh, where is key signature itselft?

Where my green shawl is, so will my heart be

at least i dint leave my brains in scotland

Monday, January 1, 2007

Countdowns by Yant

Horh! Yesterday see all those people jumping around vivocity and reciting the numbers backwards from 10 to 1. That knowledge astounds me. So I shall do a countdown too. I can't exactly count backwards from 10 so in order not to embarrass myself, I shall only countdown from 5.

5 more days to senior-brat orgy. All the mature, well-built brats to oogle at (horht horht horht)
4 more months to Yantmas, when everybody worships me and my other dear Yants. Also the day that we Yants get mass sucking session.
3 more minutes to my sauna session. That's my secret to staying slimmer than Pooh-bear.
2 more days to seeing pet Pooh-bear. Bet he's as chubby as ever.
1 more year to the stepping down of Dear Little Yant. I've got to produce a new Yant again. I sure do not want seat warmers again!