Countdowns by Yant

Horh! Yesterday see all those people jumping around vivocity and reciting the numbers backwards from 10 to 1. That knowledge astounds me. So I shall do a countdown too. I can't exactly count backwards from 10 so in order not to embarrass myself, I shall only countdown from 5.

5 more days to senior-brat orgy. All the mature, well-built brats to oogle at (horht horht horht)
4 more months to Yantmas, when everybody worships me and my other dear Yants. Also the day that we Yants get mass sucking session.
3 more minutes to my sauna session. That's my secret to staying slimmer than Pooh-bear.
2 more days to seeing pet Pooh-bear. Bet he's as chubby as ever.
1 more year to the stepping down of Dear Little Yant. I've got to produce a new Yant again. I sure do not want seat warmers again!