Haagen Does It

Horh! Pooh-bear walked off on tuesday. Apparently, he was feeling lethargic because he hadn't had his daily pot of hanny yet. He was also a little bored of sitting down listening to ee ee orr orr and wanted to porn rehearsal. Nobody porns as well as a pornstar like him. The way he walked out was so confident and macho, his eyes containing so much character. I was so proud of him.

I wanted to exercise a little bit of my ownage powder by launching a suprise attack on the senior brats. I must say I was extremely effective as it caught them totally by surprise. I was able to give my long long lecture until all the brats could not take my bombardment of the Knowledge Of Rehearsal Arrangement Negotiation (KORAN). It basically means the art of holding pooh-bear back whenever he feels pornographic. This can be done by offering him perks such as a pot of hanny or the offer of special treatment (to ensure the perk, ahem) or not giving him an excuse to leave by either making him feel hot by turning air-con down or reducing the number of pornstar wannabes. Pooh-bear always feels a duty to pass on the art of porn to the next generation and would always grab the opportunity to do a live demonstration.

After imparting the KORAN to them, I gave the excuse of having to pick up Baby R-Yant and left the place without paying a cent. The brats had unknowingly treated me to hot water. But then again, it's a small price to pay for such absolute knowledge.