OOPS caught you

It is becoming more and more obvious that we are in a typical great kingdom. Like England, we have a queen who is the utmost important person to the people. Like England, we practise the arts of music and soccer. Like England, we have a scandalous prince, and that's who we are going to talk about today.

We brats have been working on a totally yant-independent initiative called Orchopolis Outreach Progressive Society or OOPS for short. Our main job is to go out for social meetings, spread the word of our great kingdom and also discuss the importance of Yants in our lives. Sometimes we would invite a Yant along, sometimes the Yant will attempt to crash.

OOPS was holding its celebratory meeting of the Big Night. Among issues discussed, one of them was the impact the Yants have played in the organisation and execution of the Big Night. It was all thanks to them that we could see Pooh-bear wave his stick for so long. We felt really guilty for not inviting the Yants along. Some of the more emotional brats were on the verge of crying.

Suddenly, as if he read our minds, Dear Little Yant appeared right in front of us. We were all amazed at his mind-reading skills and also grateful of his presence that relieved us of our guilt. Further to our amazement, he took the joyous occasion to introduce our probable new queen. We the brats were certainly honoured that our leaders share such information with undeserving commoners like us.

Later, we realised that Dear Little Yant did not actually want to meet us there. It was wishful thinking on our part. He never really wanted to celebrate anything or release any news. OOPS!