OOPS Gave It Up

As OOPS develops into a powderfull and pwnage organisation, the members have to occasionally go out of the Kingdom to spy on other Kingdoms to report back to the Yants (before they arrest us and close us down for being an illegal gathering)

Our first mission was to investigate a public performance by the Victorian Kingdom. It was quite nice seeing a new man waving his stick and thrusting his hips at the same time (to us, Poohbear only waves his stick cos we can't see his hips). Of course, OOPS is not about just enjoying the sight of people waving sticks. We also need to fulfill our Coperate Social Responsibility. In today's case, we have decided to give a little bit of advice to the horn player who deicded to blow bubbles with his gum while playing his instrument.

1. Do not attempt to blow two things at the same time. Due to the constraints of the human mouth, they normally can only accommodate one at a time.
2. Blowing takes a lot of effort, especially for a horn. As such, in the unfortunate event that a bubble bursts inside your horn and dampens your sound, you are advised to BLOW HARDER!
3. At the end of the concert, you should clean your horn by rubbing the inside to remove any bubble gum. To do this, put a rubberized cover over a stick, stuff stick inside hole of horn till back is reached, rub insides as vigorously as possible, repeat above steps until satisfied.

This OOPS project was kindly brought to you by Felix, who cleverly left us some tickets at the door to kope so that the mission could be completed successfully. His kindness and generosity is what enables OOPS to carry on running on a low budget without needing funds from the Yants.