Chronicles of DLY: Tying The Knot

A very good day to my people! A few months ago, a student councillor demonstrated how to fold birds for charity. Today i decides to teach you all about a new activity that also involves charity through saving the Kingdom a lot of money. It's called tying the knot. As you all should know, we are currently short of binding combs and might have to resort to tying our scores together with strings. So, here is a few simple steps to succesfully tying a knot.

Firstly, pick a good person to tie the knot with. Like for myself, I have picked a extreme cutie in the form of a Michellin Tyre. Having a cutie around makes tying the knot much much more enjoyable.

Secondly, take the G-string from your partner's instrument and pull for as long as possible. It would be most preferable if the G-string falls out so that you have the full length to tie the knot.

Thirdly, wrap the 2 scorers tightly together. It is of utmost importance that as much friction comes between the 2 bodies as possible. This would ensure a tighter relationship between each other and thus more passion in the music that is being played.

That is all for today's post. I sure hope it is helpful to your understanding in succesfully tying your knots. May you all have a blissful future ahead!