The Fine Punishment

Horh! Since the time we got our double horhness, my Brats have become complacent again. They have been trying to live up to the horniness by attemping to porn. So I have come up with this sneaky scheme to make sure they appear for rehearsals and be brainwashed by dear Pooh-bear.

Before the Horhner day, I used to make the Brats fill up a form and ask me for my autograph. Actually, it was very very nice being chased around the school like a superstar. However, now that my ego has been stroked so much that even my large surface area has been totally covered, I shall implement a new policy, to ensure that nobody will have a crutch mentality. Everybody should learn how to walk on their own and walk to rehearsals on time.

The new scheme will be called "Everyone Rellinquish Paper System To Yield from Late Entrances" or ERP STYLE for short. Basically, at the time rehearsal starts, all the doors will be closed and anybody who comes in late will have to pay a piece of A4 paper per minute. These A4 paper will be contributed back to the Kingdom throught the printing of scores for the Brats. I remember somebody once said, "I tax more not because I need the money, I can easily give the money back to charity. It is the principle in which i should get paid." Similarly, the Great Yant does not need simple A4 paper, the Deans Office has unlimited supply. It is the principle that if you are late, you pay!

To accommodate the low-income Brats, I shall not fix the quality of the A4 paper required. After all, the rather low quality paper is actually more valuable since it can double up as my toilet paper.