Hari Nasional

The Kingdom which holds my Kingdom celebrates its anniversary. It was almost as exciting as my birthday celebration, just that I had Pooh-bear wrapped in a parcel which I had to sign over from the postman. It was done so that I could own Pooh-bear for a whle.

Anyway, what better way to talk about Singapore's National Day than about Malaysia? After all, that is the place that is truly Asia, implying that Singapore is a fake, like my Prada. Malaysia is known for lots of things, such as the Petronas Twin Towers (which has not been shot down yet) and negarakuku (check http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyiBvJtJ5Z4, english subtitles for all you failures in higher china)

Main point about Malaysia, I am there now.

I said that I was on study leave for the sake of some stupid brat who didn't understand what Sabahtical Leave is. Well, me being the all knowing and all compromising Great Yant, shall attempt to clarify some doubts about this kind of leave.

1. It is held in Sabah! Like duh, it's called SABAHtical leave.
2. Sabah is very close to Singapore, that's why you still see me around whenever there is a chance for my ego or body to be stroked.
3. Sabah is so near Singapore, I can still see all the hanky-panky you brats get yourselves involved in.
4. I can Horh! over from Sabah and you will hear me as the sound of thunder.
5. I am supposed receiving an education, which is a big wayang since I am the embodiment of absolute knowledge. So your lessons won't be different in any way when I'm back.

Get it now?

Back!

It has been a year since this blog was updated. Now it has risen from the dead. Note that the absence of activity in this blog coincided with an extremely significant part of the kingdom's history - oil prices increase. It is thus the timely decline that signals the beginning of new chapters of the kingdom, many of which I have not thought of yet.

Nevertheless, it is important that everyone spreads the message fast. The message of renewal, reversal and reply. It is important that no Brat is left unturned, for if they are they will be too somber to get smoked by my administration ever again. This is a time where the past, present and future are all presented in one coherent account. Most importantly, this is a time where there are 3, yes 3 not 1, let me repeat that again, 3 Dear Little Yants in the ruling party.

Be prepared to experience an adventure of your life, know your Yants better, and enjoy watching the drama (or Brats leaving to join that kingdom). At the blog, we encourage activity and participation. Talk to your leaders over the tagboard and we will try our best to give you a reply that totally does not relate to anything you have said. To that random trespasser who goes by the name of Sig who tagged, we suspect you gave us a pornsite, just that the link fails and thus your advertisement should be saved for people who do not have a computer. Feel free to do that again, just that you might get new competition.

That's all for now. Your Great Yant has to go and sleep over the next post. And No, I'm not going to an orgie.
With a belated brb, Horh!