Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Reflection: The Big Night

It had been a long time coming, the musical journey, the adrenaline rush, the mass mental orgasm.

Most importantly, the chance to see Pooh-bear wave his stick around for a whole 2 hours.

Unlike all those unappreciative souls on the stage, I watched his stick throughout the duration of the concert. I grinned at his cheekiness when he tried to scratch his back with his stick. I tapped to the tempo he beat with the stick. I swayed in all the directions his stick went. I was jealous when he pointed his stick at the soloists (both male and females). I was disappointed when his stick could not take it anymore and stopped moving in exhaustion.

Overall, it was exciting, excruciating and erotic.

But that's only half of the story. The other half was the terror of a threat to my power over the kingdom which has always been absolute. Before the main show, some announcements had to be made. For some reason, some brat forgot that I was the true ruler of the Kingdom and started to give orders. DLY also joined the brat in dictating the kingdom. While I don't exactly mind the presence of DLY, I mind the fact that he was trying to use his power when I want to use my power. It was unbearable!

I had to give them a piece of my mind. Being a ruler, I measured accurately a piece of about 2.7cm by 3.2cm by 5.9cm and was about to wrap it up. However, i realised that I did not bring any wrapping paper and the unwrapped product might scare some important guests away. So i restrained myself and merely gave a short scolding which included repeating for the billionth time that I am totally in charge. Anyway, the waving stick lifted my spirits up again and made me forget to raise the issue again. I'm very proud of myself for my self-control.

That's about all I should say about the big night. FYI, due to not enough votes, the new year's eve eve incident shall be postponed to either when more votes come in, the character is really dying to say something or never ever.

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